Penguins

T: where is everybody
me: You're a jerk
  I don't know
T: I know
  dang
me: Maybe they have lives.
T: doubt it
  "Maybe the the penguin cavalry is marching upon us this very moment"
  its about as likely as that
me: you have an unhealthy fear of penguins.
T: Because everyone knows that the penguins won't be properly equiped untill 2015
  I love penguins
  I just am aware of the onset of a new epoch of penguin domination
me: Hahah
  You're so ridiculous
  brb
T: If by ridiculous you mean informed and not falling into the lies and snares set by the puppet master politicians in power, and aware of the true issues ahead, then yes I am very ridiculous.
T: Hopefully in your speechless awe, you will realize the truth of the world surrounding you.
me: So how are you planning to defend yourself against the penguins?
T: I am building up allegiances and allies amongst them
me: Why can't you just oh hide in a tree until they leave
  Everyone could live in treehouses for a bit. Unless the penguins get jet packs.
 T: They don't need jet packs
  Ice catapults
  Ice Spears
  pecking down treas
  *trees